REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
There are actually people who wear uncomfortable clothes AT HOME? Do they even … wear… underwear then? Gross.
We’ve always been huge fans of the Russian Gay Icon that is Pavel Petel. Whether he’s putting his own spin on Mrs. Carter’s H&M ads, fulfilling our suit fetish and dressing as a dapper gentleman or getting naked on the streets of Moscow with a man dressed as a cow - it all werks for us.
But what with the current political climate in Putin’s Russia, we wanted to know how he was coping, whether he was going to leave and what advice he has for Russia’s LGBT community. Here’s our exclusive with our political correspondent, Pavel Petel…
So Pavel, what’s it like in Russia right now?
I am very disappointed. You know that I don’t have anything in Russia besides the love of my fans. Previously, I was not allowed on television due to censorship, and magazines were afraid of publishing me…I became famous only because of the internet.
To tell the truth, Russian gays are able to adjust quite well. The majority of them have nice jobs.
A lot of pop-stars, movie- and TV-stars, as well as politicians – all hide their homosexuality. Everyone is on their own with their own interests. People are afraid of losing what they have. People are just afraid.
I am also worried about my life and I don’t have enough strength to openly express my opinion. Because there is no one to protect…no one will help.